A HA! It was a ruse! I faked my death to see if you would cash in on the insurance and you not only tried, but you were gonna have my body burned to ashes and flushed down the toilet!

 Not even a good one either, YOU FIEND!

 Well ponychans Oat sucks balls so im living in MLPsville oat now.

 So that when the world ends in 2012 and it freezes over, 1 million years from now when the world thaws out the porn will still be frozen and fresh for future scientists to look at and be disgusted by my sick sick fetishes. Ha ha ha, take THAT future!

I’m so lonely.

I’m not crazy.

Screw you Dark, dragons aren’t real. Get out of my head.

 Run onto the battlefield naked of course! See, they’re gonna be lookin’ for army guys :3

 Boxie, you fool. My return to Tumblr upon joining the army is a sign that it is the beginning of the end!

 Well, I have a job and a life now so I sort of will be writing very much less and lack a tablet, but I have smartass answers and funny pictures and meems for whatever your hearts desire!

 Watch that mouth boy! Oh, and what happens in Oatville stays in oatville.

 I would kill Pube Face…I mean Osama Bin Laden. He really needs to DIE!….o wait…nvm, we got him already. Hez in the ocean now with Megatron.

 Oh. Okay. Then I can continue my Rainbow Dash self inserted fanfics without fears.